Sun.
Aug 11th

7:15 PM

  Sun Valley Ski Resort

Sun Valley, Id.

Summer Redemption
Roleplay Deadline: Midnight EDT 08/11/2002
Strat Deadline: Midnight EDT 08/09/2002
Deadlines Subject To Change
There Is A 4 Roleplay Max.
OOC NOTE: Due to Ryan Corey's handler losing his internet connection, I felt that it was in the best interest to reschedule the NA Title match for some time after the Thesz. Shayne I am sorry about this man.


[ STATIC ]

[ The NeWA logo flashes on the screen, followed by several shots of champions from the past, present and future. Several shot of current PNW talent flashes on the screen, the last two being Jason Ramsey and XTC!! ]

[ SILENCE ]

[ STATIC ]

[ One More Word by Thirty Six Crazy Fists breaks the silence!! The NeWA and PNW logos comes across the screen, collide and explode!! ]

[ Pyro starts to go off inside the Sun Valley Civic Arena, the place is sold out, wall to wall!! This should be one night to remember as Barr None Productions presents Summer Redemption!! The crowd goes nuts as the music fades away!! ]


Singapore Cane Match
Non Title Match

Travis Zahn

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S

The Wizard
Oregon State Champion

Jones: Summer Redemption!!! It’s finally here J.B. Tonight we will see if all this hard work has finally paid off.

Magnum: No doubt. Mr. Barr has to be very proud of this entire staff, me most of all!!

[ Jones has a puzzled look on his face, as usual…]

Jones: And why is that? Or do I really want to know?

Magnum: The reason why? For a month now, I’ve sat out here, with you, listening to you moan and groan and complain about this and that, how does your wife do it?

Jones: Well, it’s no joy working with you either, if we must put things that way…..

[ The lights slowly begin to dim, the PA systems kick in with the guitar as Tantric’s Breakdown plays, followed by a Video Package and two spotlights. One Lime green and the other plain white. They slowly make their way up the steel gates underneath the PNWTRON. The package shows two spinning dice that are on fire. Suddenly they shoot out towards the screen and explode as it now shows clips of Travis Zahn, in his many ways. Some pics of him in his more expensive attire, some of him and his girlfriend Veronica, then clips of him in the ring. ]

## In your life you seem to have it all
## You seem to have control
## But deep within your soul
## You're losing it
## You never took the time
## Assume that you're to blame
## You think that you're insane
## Won't you spare me

## I know the breakdown
## Everything is gonna shake now someday
## I know the breakdown
## Tell me again am i awake now maybe
## You can find the reason that no one else is living this way

[ From behind the curtain comes Travis Zahn. His Lime green tights are immediately spotted, along with his shiny black wrestling boots. Accompanying him to the ring is his Sparkly Lime green Vest coat with DICEMAN written on the back in black lettering. His black hair is slicked back into a pony tail and his silver hoop earrings hang just off his earlobes. In his right hand he carries his Singapore cane, he swings it occasionally as he makes his way up the steps and into the ring. ]

## Yeah your lies
## Your world is built around
## Two faces to a clown
## The voices in your head
## Think there's four pawns down
## Well in this unity
## Fate has found the need
## So you better check yourself
## Before you check out

[ Zahn does little shrugs with his shoulders before lifting his hands into the air and scaling the top turnbuckle. Flashbulbs go off from every direction as he jumps down and gets checked out the referee and taking off his Vest. ]

Jones: This Zahn kid is a little on the cocky side, if you ask me!!

Magnum: Cocky hell!! You are jealous because the kid is a millionaire a hundred times over, and you still have to earn a living!!

Jones: No, there’s something else about him, I just can’t place a finger on it…

Magnum: Yea, you’re right!!!

Jones: You feel it as well, eh?

Magnum: Yea, yea, I know what it is, his wife looks better than yours!!! OH, I’m on a roll here!!

[ "The Wizard" Bryan Smith is walking in the backstage arena towards the entrance as the lights fade out, and spot lights start going around threw out the crowd. ]

## Uh uh uh
## I just gotta bring it to they attention dirty
## That's all....

[ Bryan comes out from the back wearing cut off jean shorts with a wifebeater on, he has a chain on with a cross on it, and a North Carolina hat kicked to the right. On Bryans right shoulder is the PNW Oregon State championship title. ]

## You better watch who you talking bout
## Runnin your mouth like you know me
## You gonna *BLEEP* around and check
## Why they surely they call me "show me"
## Why one-on-one you can't hold me
## If your last name was Haynes
## Only way you wear me out
## Is stretch my name on your pen
## No resident of France
## But you swear I'm from Paris
## 106 Karats Told em "Naw that's pure rich"
## Trying to compurr (compare) this
## My chain to your chain
## I'm like sprint and Motorola
## No service, out of your range
## Your out of your brains
## Thinking I'm a shout out your name
## You gotta come up with better ways
## Than that to catch your fame
## Only pressure you applying
## Is time to ease off
## Before I hit you from the blind side
## Taking your sleeves off
## As much as we's lost still hard to please boss
## Don't be lying and crying
## Sucking the bezel loss
## Cause your ass is whack
## Your whole label is whack
## And matter fact
## Eh eh eh eh eh hear that


[ The Wizard slowly starts making his way, as he looks out in the crowd, you can hear them booing really loud. ]

## I Am number one
## No matter if you like it
## Ready take this sit down and write it
## I-Am-number one
## Hey hey hey hey hey hey
## Now let me ask you man...
## What does it take to be number one?
## Two is not a winner
## And 3 nobody remembers (hey)
## What does it take to be number one?
## Hey hey hey hey

## Do you like it when I shake it for ya?
## Daddy? Move it all around?
## Let you get a peep before it touches the ground?


[ Bryan is halfway down the ramp, he takes his hat off and he throws it into the crowd. ]

[ “The Wizard" Bryan Smith finally gets to the ring and climbs in it, he takes off his chain and hands it to the referee, who hands it to the time keeper. ]

[ Before the music fades, Bryan gets on the upper right corner and puts his arms in the air holding the PNW Oregon State title until the music goes off and he then gets down. ]

Jones: Well, here's one of the matches I've been looking forward to seeing.

Magnum: Actually....so have I. It reminds me of a baseball game really.

Jones: How's that?

Magnum: Well, they both have canes....in essence were about to see some dingers hit here.

Jones: That could actually be pretty interesting.

[ The bell rings as Zahn and Smith circle each other, canes in hand. ]

Jones: Zahn and Smith charge each other and connect canes.

SNAP!!!

Magnum: WOAH!! Another Star Wars movie right here in front of us!! Sweet.

Jones: I'm not that big a fan of Star Wars to be honest.

[ They throw each other off and circle once again. Once again they charge. ]

SNAP!!

Jones: Again....no! kick to the gut of Smith by Zahn....

CRACK!!

Magnum: Zahn just nailed Smith right in the back with his Cane....we have the first shot of the night.

Jones: Isn't it odd that he hits him in the back first. If I recall, that's where Smith did a number on Zahn a few weeks ago.

Magnum: Who cares...this is great.

[ Smith rolls around on the canvas as Zahn hits him again, this time in the ribs.]

Jones: The Wiz isn't looking all mighty right now.
[ Smith trips Zahn up!! As Zahn goes to the canvas he looses the cane. Wizard gets to his feet, he grabs his cane, draws back…… ]

SNAP!!

Jones: Bryan Smith just broke his cane in two over Zahn's back. Zahn is in some serious pain.

[ Smith throws the broken cane into the crowd as he raises his arms high in the air. The fans eat it up. ]

Magnum: Smith is showboating to the fans at ringside.

[ Smith rolls to the outside as the ref tries to stop him, but he just shoves him off. ]

Jones: Smith has Zahn by the hair and whips him into the ring steps.

CRASH!!

Magnum: More punishment to the back of Zahn. Smith must have done his research on Zahn's back troubles.

[ Smith charges at Zahn with a running knee, but Zahn rolls out of the way!! Smith nails the steps and flips head over heels!!! ]

Jones: Zahn rolled out of the way just in the nick of time. Now Zahn hurries to the side of the stairs and leaps onto the guardrail....he runs along and nails Smith with a front flip!

Magnum: I'll give it to him...nice move.

[ Zahn lifts Smith up and rolls him into the ring. ]

Jones: Springboard leg drop onto Smith.....cover 1........2.......No.

Magnum: Smith kicked out. Zahn lifts him up and sends him against the ropes. Knife Edge chops.

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

(Another)

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Magnum: Poke to the eye of Zahn….

[ Zahn fumbles at his face, trying to get his sight back as quick as possible!! The Wiz rolls back to the outside, and goes underneath the ring…]

Jones: What’s this freak up to now?

Magnum: Well, this is essentially a hardcore match, and anything does go!!

[ Smith comes back out and has a set of skis in hand, he tosses them in the ring, walks over to the rime keeper, grabs the bell and his chair and tosses it in the ring… ]

Magnum: Next event, timed medley skiing for the gold….

Jones: Have you been hitting the bottle with Malice again?

Magnum: What? That gut rot he drinks, I don’t even think so!!

[ Smith grabs one of the skis and nails Zahn flat across the back with it!! The crowd oohs and ahhs as Zahn squirms in pain!! Smith draws back again and nails him!! ]

Jones: That second shot was with the edge of the ski!! He could cut someone to pieces with that!!

Magnum: Could?

[ Blood starts to trickle down the back of Zahn. Wiz grabs the bell and bounces it off Zahns’s noggin!!! ]

DING!!

[ Smith grabs Zahn and whips him a short distance into the ropes, Smith follows with a knee drop to the gut of Zahn!! ]

Jones: Smith has Zahn backed up against the ropes, what’s next?

[ Smith measures Zahn up, backs up a few steps and charges…. As Smith comes in contact, Zahn counters with a big back drop, sending Smith crashing to the outside!! ]
Magnum: Nice counter by Zahn, but can he follow it up?

[ Zahn eyes the woozy Smith as he comes back to his feet… Zahn backs up, comes off the ropes and charges!!! ]

Jones: Looks like we have Flying Dice!!

Magnum: Huh!! What the…

[ Zahn plants at the last second, leaps over the ropes and nails Smith with a front flip, taking him back to the mat!! ]

Jones: These two have really upped their level of competition here tonight, but after all, this is PPV action, and this is the proving grounds!!

[ Zahn drags Smith back to his feet, slaps him across the face and sets him up for a side Russian leg sweep… ]

KAAACHHINNNK!!

Magnum: Side Russian leg sweep into the security railing, that’s going to leave a mark!!

[ Smith grabs his neck as Zahn drags him to his feet and rolls him back into the ring… ]

Jones: Zahn is looking to take control here and possibly finish this thing…

[ Zahn whips the groggy Smith into the ropes. Smith comes off, gains a bit of composure and ducks a clothesline attempt, into the other side, off again, ducks once more, Zahn drops to his stomach and sweeps the cane up into his grasp, Smith comes off, Zahn pops up…. ]

CRRRRAAACCCKKK!!

Jones: OH MY!!! What brutality!!

Magnum: Ha!!! Barry Bonds eat your heart out!!

Jones: Zahn just nailed Smith right between the eyes with the cane!!

[ Blood can be seen on the forehead of Smith as Zahn hooks the leg…. ]

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KICKOUT!!!

[ Zahn pulls the ref to the side and makes the quick three count gesture with his hand, but the ref only shakes his head and tells Zahn to get back at it or get disqualified!! ]

Jones: Zahn better cool it here, or he’ll find himself on the wrong end of a quick DQ!!

[ Zahn pulls Smith to his feet, the crimson mask covers his face!! Zahn applies a headlock, Smith starts to flail away with his arms, gains control and nails Zahn with an elbow to the ribs!! Zahn flies upwards, but holds on, Smith nails another, and another, Zahn breaks the hold…. ]

Magnum: Smith forces Zahn to break the hold. Smith comes off the ropes, clothesline attempt, Zahn ducks it, glances behind and nails Wiz with a hangman’s neckbreaker!! How much more can one man’s neck take!!

[ Zahn is quick to his feet, he finds the cane, draws it back and comes down across the neck and back of The Wiz!!! Zahn repeats this action several times, until blood pours from the back of Smith!! ]

Jones: Zahn has snapped!!! He has clearly gone off the deep end!!

Magnum: we all go a little mad sometimes Slo!!

[ Zahn brings the lifeless Smith back to his feet, Wiz wobbles as he stands on his own, Smith grabs the cane, draws back, swings…. Smith ducks, comes up on the other side of Zahn and applies a cobra clutch, tying the cane up in this bloody mess!!! Zahn grasps at his throat as Smith applies the pressure!!! ]

Jones: Smith comes up with a nice counter here.

Magnum: Yes, and it looks as if Zahn may be out on his feet!!

[ The ref checks Zahn, but before he can get the arm all the way up, Smith releases the hold, Zahn crumbles to the mat, gasping for air!! Smith eases his way to the outside and goes to looking underneath the ring once again. He wastes no time as he comes back up with a garbage can, he tosses it into the ring, the lid pops off and Singapore canes fly everywhere!! ]

Jones: Great!! Just what we needed!!

[ Smith gets back in the ring, he looks down on the fallen Zahn, kicks him in the ribs a few times and drops a knee to the small of the back!! Smith drags Zahn to his feet, whips him into the ropes, Zahn comes off and Smith catches him with a textbook belly to belly suplex!! Smith hooks a leg…. ]

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NO!!!!

Jones: ZAHN KICKS OUT!!!! ZAHN KICKS OUT!!!

[ Smith is distraught, thinking for sure that he had the cover, and now wondering if he can manage to go on any longer!! Both men make it to their feet at the same time, Smith is quick to grab a cane, and begins to swing wildly!! Zahn rolls to the corner grabs a cane and the two men square off…]

Jones: Here we go again!!

[ The scene quickly turns into a fencing match as both men swing and fend off cane shots, until Zahn fakes low and goes high, and nails Smith right across the head!! Smith stumbles, and appears to be on his way down when he lunges forwards and nails Zahn with a shot to the head!! ]

Magnum: Both men are obviously dazed and have lost a lot of the blood, the question now, who will pass out first!!

Jones: Excellent point J.B. This is a pure sign of brutality at it’s bloodiest!!

[ Zahn stumbles, lunges and nails Smith with another shot to the head, shattering his cane this time!!! The beaten and battered Smith manages a last burst of energy and swings at Zahn, this time going low, and taking his legs out!! Zahn is out on his back as Smith finds another cane and begins to swing away, Zahn rolls in the right direction, missing each and every swing!! ]

Jones: Zahn still has some energy left, but how much longer can Smith go on here, he has obviously lost a lot of blood, possibly more than the body can withstand to lose before totally shutting down!!

Magnum: He’s determined to end this kid and end this feud, tonight!!

[ Smith hesitates with one swing, just long enough for Zahn to pop to his feet, and sweep Smith’s legs out from under him, Smith hits the mat and Zahn is quick to get on top and apply an STF with a dragon sleeper variation!!! Zahn applies some serious pressure, the ref is down on his knees, checking Smith….. ]

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Travis Zahn wins via Submission at 19:33 **3/4

Jones: OH MY!!! What an opening match!!! These two men have just started this feud!!

Magnum: I would have to agree with you. Barr and Rockwell would be morons not to carry this out to the end!! Pure ratings!!!


Jeremy Knyte

V
S

"The Cannon"
Joeseph Essex

Jones: Last week was quite a shock to me and most of the fans around the NeWA as they saw Jeremy Knyte make a surprise return to the squared circle here in the PNW.

Magnum: Yea, no doubt, I can't believe Barr signed that bum to a contract again!!

Jones: Well, some may beg to differ with you on that part, but anyway. He ahs been vaulted straight into the mainstream. He starts his return off tonight, in a match against S---, I mean Joeseph Essex.

[The arena lights dim, Anger Rising by Jerry Cantrell begins to play. The crowd gives a small pop.]

# Alabama trailer park they call home
# Boy standing at attention in the corner his own
# Terrified, scorpion crawling the wall
# By the way father, could you please beat me some more?
# Anger rising up inside him yet again
# Tell me you got a plan
# Deaf and blind I'm living with the lepers and
# You want to hold my hand

Magnum: I can't believe that they are giving this joke a shot. He has bounced around more feds that Pam Anderson has bounced around beds. This is UTTERLY ridiculous.

Jones: Knyte is a true wrestler. Even though he lost his family he is working through the grief and giving the fans what they want...

Magnum: What? Utter stupidity?

Jones: No. Hardcore mastery.

# Cold Alaska, hiding, bundled up tight
# Stretch aluminum foil 'cross the window at night
# Mother crying, calling out up the stairs
# By the way father, do you even care that I'm scared?
# Anger rising up inside him yet again
# Tell me you got a plan
# Deaf and blind I'm living with the lepers and
# You want to hold my hand

[Knyte walks through the curtain as the music plays holding his Cane of Pain. He wears black jeans and a black t-shirt. He wears fingerless black gloves and black boots. He pauses at the top of the ramp to absorb the small crowd pop before he walks down the aisle. he makes his way to the steps before he places the cane at ringside and rolls in under the ropes.]

# Devil rising up inside him yet again
# Tell me you got a plan
# Deaf and blind I'm living with the lepers and
# You want to hold my hand

Magnum: This is a complete waste of time, have the ref count the three and give Essex the win. Knyte isn't worth his weight in liverwurst.

Jones: What?

[ The sound of Cannon fire is followed by Other World by Nobuo Uematsu as Joseph Essex steps out of the entrance way wearing a pair of knee length black shorts over turquoise tights and black boots. His t-shirt is way oversized and is composed of several bright colored, randomly placed patches. In his hand is a sparkler, which he holds watching for a moment, before walking halfway to the ring, where he stops and spins around with it, doing “wand” motion with the sparkler before finally tossing it somewhere into the audience, and running to the ring.]

Magnum: Phht.

[The bell sounds.]

Jones: This should be an interesting match, some old history stretching back to the HCWF between Spark and Demonlord...

Magnum: Demonlord? Demonlord? Ahahahahaha.

[The two lock up in the middle of the ring, and Essex whips Knyte off the ropes. He hits Knyte with a huge flying crossbody block as he comes back across the ring, taking him to the mat.]

Jones: Nice move from Essex, and into a quick pinning combination, 1.. just as quickly Knyte powers out.

[Essex jumps to his feet about the same time Knyte, but sends him stumbling forward across the ring with a dropkick to the back of the head.]

Jones: Knyte hits the ropes, and Joseph hits him with a roll-up as he comes back, 1... Knyte muscles out.

Magnum: Knyte showing off his strength a lot, probably because he's got no wrestling skills to speak of.

[Essex pulls Knyte to his feet and whips him off the ropes, then goes for a backdrop, but Knyte brings a forearm down across the back of his head.]

Jones: And Knyte drops Essex to the mat.

[Knyte picks Essex up and whips him into the ropes. A brutal clothesline almost takes off Essex head. Knyte bounces off the ropes and comes down with an elbow drop. He quickly stands and follows up with another one before locking on a side headlock.]

Magnum: Basic moves by a basic wrestler.

[Essex counters with a head scissors but Knyte rolls through grabbing Essex legs which are wrapped around his head. Knyte spins and nails Essex with a brutal sit down powerbomb.]

Jones: High impact counter by Knyte!

Magnum: Any fool could do it...

[Knyte pulls Essex up by his head and locks in a standing head scissors. Knyte goes for a crucifix powerbomb, but Essex slips off. Essex bounces into the ropes and goes for a cross body. Knyte catches him and nails a falling powerslam. Knyte slingshots off the ropes into a diving elbow drop.]

Magnum: Basic.

[Knyte looks towards Magnum almost smiling as he pulls Essex up. He sets Essex up and drops him hard with a brutal Exploider suplex.]

Jones: That wasn't basic!

[Knyte makes a cover on Essex.]

Magnum: 1....2.. kickout from Essex. Knyte pulls Essex to his feet and hits an eye gouge. Bow to the techinical prowess!

Jones: [sighs] Knyte whips Essex off the ropes, kick to the stomach, and applies a front facelock, slaps Essex on the back, hold on, Essex spins around behind Knyte.

[As the Cannon ducks behind his opponent, he lifts Knyte's leg up at the foot and has him hobbling around on one leg. He hits a pair of kneebreakers before stepping in front of Knyte and tripping him up, sending him sprawling onto the mat.]

Magnum: Now *there's* some techical wrestling.

Jones: Do you really like Essex, or are you just cheering him on because he's not Knyte?

Magnum: You've got one guess.

[Essex pulls Knyte to his feet, punches him in the stomach, then comes off the ropes and takes him to the mat with an axekick.]

Jones: Knyte hits the mat, and Essex kicks him over onto his stomach then steps through the ropes and onto the apron.

[Essex jumps up onto the top rope and hits a springboard frogsplash.]

Jones: WHOA! Nice little high-flying attack from Essex, 1.....2.... kickout from Knyte.

Magnum: *grumble*

[Essex pulls Knyte to his feet, but Knyte pushes him away.]

Jones: Knyte goes down low and takes Essex to the mat.

[Knyte with the bodyslam on Essex, follows up with a missed elbow drop. Essex into the ropes but Knyte rolls out of the way of a rolling senton. Knyte is up and waiting for Essex. Superkick sends Essex to the mat hard.]

Magnum: Knyte goes for an elbowdrop again, but Essex moves out of the way.

Jones: Essex to his feet, he hits a few nice stomps on Knyte, pulls Jeremy to his feet, and whips him across the ring.

[Knyte comes barrelling back across the ring, and Essex connects with a backdrop.]

Jones: Knyte with some serious hangtime on that one, and Essex pulls him to his feet, knee to the stomach...

*THUD*

Jones: Stiff snap suplex from the Cannon! Quick cover, 1....2.. kickout, Essex brings Knyte back to his feet and whips him into the corner.

Magnum: Essex comes barreling across the ring... big splash!

[Essex has Knyte in the corner looking for a tornado DDT. Essex goes but Knyte holds on and counters the moves by placing Essex onto his shoulder. Knyte drops Essex into a rear headlock and goes immediately into an spinning ace crusher.]

Jones: What a move by Knyte!

[Knyte hops to the top rope and leaps onto Essex with a leg drop.]

Magnum: Intercourse Jam. (sarcastic) What an original name.

Jones: Original name or not, it works to make Essex down, and Knyte slides into a lateral press, 1.....2... kickout from Mr. Essex.

Magnum: Knyte pulls Essex to his feet, knee to the midsection, and...

[Swinging neckbreaker by Knyte, he follows it up with a quick stomp to Essex head as he walks to the ropes to gloat. Essex is up and nails Knyte with a crossbody sending them both to the outside.]

Jones: This is going to get bloody!

Magnum: Good, I hope Knyte bleeds.

[Essex is up first but staggered. Knyte is up not long after and grabs a chair. Essex turns and dodges the oncoming chair shot but misses his attempt at a superkick. Knyte turns and tosses the chair to Essex before punching it into Essex face.]

Magnum: Talk about dumb.

[Knyte looks around as he shakes his hand off, seeing what he wants he grabs his cane. Essex is to his feet and Knyte smacks him to the ground again with a traumatizing blow to the dome. Knyte pulls Essex up and slams his head into the apron before rolling into the ring and back out.]

Jones: Knyte is being brutal here.

Magnum: Brutally boring.

[Knyte looks at Magnum before stripping the announcers table of all it's equipment. He pulls Essex on it with him before delivering a brutal looking Singapore sweep.]

Jones: OH! Essex hits hard, and Knyte dragging him back in the ring now.

[Knyte hooks Essex from behind, and chucks him into the mat with a German suplex.]

Jones: Essex rolls over, he's facedown on the mat, and Knyte hits a big jumping knee to the small of his opponent's back!

[Knyte lifts Essex up and positions his for the Endgame.]

Jones: Knyte got that backbreaker submission hold on, Essex really with nowhere to go, and it looks like he's throwing in the towel!

Jeremy Knyte wins via Sunbmission at 13:05 ***

Jones: What an impressive showing by Knyte, I bet you are just tickled pink by it!!

Magnum:Tickled what??


"The Razor"
Jeremy Almas

V
S

The Mystery Masked Man

Jones: You know for the past couple weeks we have had a little maggot running around the PNW taking out some of the top notch stars, and quite frankly I am getting tired of it.

Magnum: You to, huh? I don't know what sleeze train this guy stepped off of, but hopefully tonight is the first, and last time we will have to see him!!

Jones: AMEN to that!!

[Starving in the Belly of a Whale by Tom Waits brings out Jeremy Almas, looking very confused.]

# Life is whittled
# Life's a riddle
# Man's a fiddle that life plays on
# When the days breaks, and the earth quakes
# Life's a mistake all day long
# Tell me, who gives a good goddamn
# You'll never get out alive

[Almas walks down the ramp as Waits croons in his trademark raspy voice.]

Jones: I don't remember Almas using this song for his entrance before...

# Don't go dreaming
# Don't go scheming
# A man ust test his mettle
# In a crooked ol' world

[Almas climbs into the ring and looks at the speakers, scratching his head.]

Magnum: Catchy tune, though!

# Starving in the belly
# Starving in the belly
# Starving in the belly of a whaaaaale
# Starving in the belly
# Starving in the belly
# Starving in the belly of a whaaaaale

Jones: The sound man is obviously drunk.

[ Bow Down by Westside Connection starts up as The Mystery Man walks out from the back. He is wearing black pants, a black long sleeve shirt, black gloves, Black boots that go under his pants, and a black mesh mask. He walks to the ring as the crowd doesnt know how to act.]

#Tha world is mine nigga get back
# Dont f--k with my stack the gage is racked
# About to drop the bomb I am tha motherf--kin don
# Big fish in a small pond
# Now tha feds wanna throw the book at the crook
# But I shook they worm and they hook
# Guppies hold they breath they wanna miss me
# When Im tipsey
# Runnin everything WEST of the Mississippi
# Its the unseen pullin strings wit my pinky ring
# We got your woman so pucker up
# FO we f--k her up
# Bow down before I make a phone call
# Got 25 ni---z runnin up on ya'll
# Fo the cheese we want them keys
# Everybody freeze on ya knees butt naked please
# Before any of you guppies get heart Nigga rewind my part fool and...

Jones: Well we finally get to see how well this guy is. I dont know who he is but it should be interesting to see.

Magnum: I'm just surprised that Barr signed him to a match. Although the roster does mentioned a guy named The Mystery Man, but this sure as heck can't be him. He's too short.

# Bow Down
# When I come to yo town
# Bow Down
# When Im westward bound
# Cuz I aint a hata like you
# Bow down to a ni--a thats greata then you

[The Mystery Man continues down the ramp with the crowd still not knowing what to do exactly. Almas stands in the ring yelling at The Mystery Man to get in the ring.]

# I take ten steps and I draw
# Now who's dissin the mad ass Inglewood addition
# I bust like a pimple my mind is illmental
# The Westside connects with me and south central
# And a drag from tha zig zag cant f--k with the Philly's
# Holdin down tha wild west like a kid they call Billy
# Once again it's Mack 10 the gold crown holda
# Strong as a Coca-Cola with a crome pistola
# Now who wanna fuss so I can bust when I cuss
# My look bring you fear with gear from the Surplus
# Since a teen I chased tha green the crack scene king

[The Mystery Man finally makes it to the ringside area and motions to cut his song.]

Jones: This guy is really weird. He isn't even in the ring yet and he has motioned for his song to be cut.

Magnum: You know what, I think you're right. That is strange, I haven't ever seen a wrestler do that unless he was going to talk, and it doesn't look like he is going to do that.

[Mystery Man climbs the ring steps and walks along the apron before climbing through the middle ropes. The crowd still confused on what to do as The Mystery Man walks up face to face with Almas.]

Jones: You can see the size difference between the two as Almas is at least 5 inches taller.

Magnum: That doesn't really matter, it's the skills they have in the ring, and I want to see just how good this Mystery Man is.

[The bell sounds.]

Jones: And Almas tears into the mystery man right away with a big right hand!

[The Mystery Man stumbles back, and Almas tackles him and hits him with a few rapidfire mounted punches as the fans cheer.]

Magnum: This Mystery Man nut getting torn into by Jeremy Almas, and Almas pulls Mystery man to his feet, knees him in the stomach, and lifts him into the air...

[Almas holds Mystery Man in the air in a suplex position, showing off his strength as the fans cheer. After a moment of showboating, Almas falls back and hits a huge delayed vertical suplex.]

Magnum: Usually the ring would shake after that, but Mystery Man isn't exactly throwing a whole lot of weight around that ring.

[Almas pulls the Mystery Man back to his feet and whips him off the ropes, then takes him to the mat with a big boot.]

Jones: Almas just manhandling the Mystery Man so far, and an arrogant cover with the boot to the chest, 1....2... kickout!

[Almas pulls the Mystery Man to his feet and whips him off the ropes, then ducks down for a backdrop.]

Magnum: Almas getting a little overconfident and telegraphs that backdrop, and the Mystery man is amazingly smart enough to see it coming...

[The Mystery Man makes a quick transition into a DDT, spiking Almas onto the mat.]

Jones: Nice move from the Mystery Man, and he pulls Almas back to his feet, spins him around, and drops him with a neckbreaker!

[Almas staggers around the ring a bit, and the Mystery Man hits the ropes, then ducks forward.]

Magnum: Mystery Man rolls across the mat, and springs up...

Jones: Rolling clothesline! Almas hits the mat.

[The Mystery Man comes to his feet, jumps onto the top turnbuckle, then turns around and jumps off again.]

Jones: The Mystery Man twisting the air, and he hits a textbook Shooting Star Press!

Magnum: BAM! He picks up a lot of impact, and of course, hooks the leg, 1.....2.....

[Almas rolls his shoulder up at the last second.]

Jones: Mystery Man getting on the offense, and he pulls Almas to his feet and whips him off the ropes, right into a frankensteiner!

[Almas is flung across the ring, and he finds himself in the corner. He turns around just in time to catch a flying knee to the face from his oponent.]

Jones: Almas hit hard, and a little bit of sweat flies off his face.

[The Mystery Man pulls Almas back to his feet, shoves him into the corner, then steps up onto the second turnbuckle.]

Jones: Looks like the big series of ten punches, the crowd counting along, one! Two! Three! Four!

Magnum: Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine! Te-

[The Mystery Man stops before punch number then, then lifts Almas up onto the top turnbuckle. He climbs up alongside him, the leaps into the air, wraps his legs around Jeremy's head, and tosses him onto the mat.]

Jones: SUPER FRANKENSTEINER! Almas hits the mat with tremendous impact, and The Mystery Man wisely goes back into a pinning combination, 1.....2.....3-NO! Nearfall!

[The Mystery Man pulls Almas back to his feet, and whips him off the ropes. Almas leapfrogs a backdrop, but the Mystery Man hits the mat and catches him with a drop toehold as he rebounds.]

Magnum: Almas trying to turn the tide, but unable to capatilize on that reversal.

[Mystery Man pulls Almas to his feet and whips him into the corner, then runs over and hits a flying splash in the corner.]

Jones: The Mystery Man pushes Almas out of the corner, then jumps onto the turnbuckle.

[As Almas staggers forward, the Mystery Man jumps forward and leaps onto his shoulders, tucks his boots beneath Almas's shoulders, then rolls forward and brings him to the mat.]

Magnum: VICTORY ROLL! The Mystery Man brings Almas right into a pinning combination, 1.....2.... kickout!

Jones: Almas escaped that one, but I don't know how much energy our former Television Champion has left after that series of high impact moves.

Magnum: Our Mystery Man might actually pull out the upset...

[The Mystery Man pulls Almas to his feet, kicks him in the stomach, then applies a standing headscissors.]

Jones: Standing headscissors, he hooks both arms, jumps into the air... PEDIGREE!

[The Mystery Man rolls Almas over and covers.]

Jones: 1.....2.....3! The Mystery Man pulls it off!

The Mystery Man wins via Pinfall at 7:36 *3/4

Magnum: This mean that we will get to see more of this punk, just what I wanted to hear!!


PNW Television Title Match

Pulverizor
PNW TV Champion

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Chris Fury

Jones: This has been some par per view so far, I hope the fans at home are enjoying it.

Magnum: Enjoy this? Come on now, outside of the cane match, this has been pretty sub par, if you ask me!!

Jones: Well, it has been a little stale, but I’m sure that is about to change, the Television Title match is coming up, Pulvy and challenger Chris Fury are set to square off.

Magnum: You mean they actually let Pulvy out of his cage? That guy has some serious problems, kind of reminds me of Neurosis, but you wouldn’t know anything about that!!

Jones: Neurosis? He’s only the best PNW TV Champ of all time. Some of his matches where legendary, Pulvy is crazy, but Neurosis he isn’t!!

[ All the lights slowly dim, as static comes upon the the tron … A red light glows outwards from behind the entrance way. The Heretic Anthem by Slipknot hits the P.A. ]

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[ A guitar riff starts to play solo, than second guitar kicks in. As the music gets louder Pulverizor walks out wearing a black leather trench coat , with a black leather mask, accented with metal spikes going down the center and one on top of each eye hole, his hair is spiked all around his head with red tips, he wears his normal wrestling gear, black spandex pants with Pulverizor down each side of his legs with blue and green lighting surrounding it, and black wrestling boots with the BWA LA State championship title in he's right hand, and the PNW Television championship title in his left. Fans go crazy as he starts to walk down the ramp towards the ring. He walks up the steps and into the ring, he stands in the middle of the ring. He raises his arms holding the BWA LA state title and PNW Television title above his head as a huge explosion rumbles throughout the arena and the lights flicker back on, static fades away off the tron.]

Magnum: Psycho child has entered the building, and his brain has left!! Where did he manage to dig that mask up? Oh wait, I bet he was the member of Slipsnot that kicked out, yea, that’s it…

Jones: Uh, I’m not really down with this new music, but I believe the group is Slipknot, not Slipsnot, nonetheless, he is quite the character to say the least…

Magnum: Slipsnot, Slipknot, your wife slipped and fell on my …….

Jones: That’s ENOUGH J.B.!!!!!

[ The opening riffs of Get Inside by Stone Sour begins to play over the arena’s P.A. and the house lights dim. The entrance area is lit up with red spotlights. ]

# Seed, gotta let it grow, why ya gotta watch when I let it feed?
# Better look into the mirror for the face you hide away, everyday
# But I don't give a f--k; I let it roll - I smoke the old
#Gotta run, gotta rend, gotta maim, gotta make it through another maze
#STAY AWAY!#


[ We can now see a silhouette of a person standing in the red lights of the entrance area. He stands there for about five seconds then walks out into the arena and we can see that it is in fact Chris Fury. He is wearing a pair of black wide leg pants, and an SNC tee shirt. He slowly makes his way down the aisle as the house lights begin to come back on. As always he has a focused, and determined look in his eyes. ]

Jones: Well Chris may be a funny joking guy in his promos, but when it comes time to fight there’s nothing funny about him. He’ll kill ya!

Magnum: I’m surprised to even see Chris here tonight. He got the crap kicked out of him in that hardcore match last week, but he’s here and ready to go!

Jones: And look at him mocking Pulverizor and SNC by wearing their shirt down to the ring.

Magnum: With a name like Six Nine Crew how could he not mock them?

# Please; wring the blood from my hands
# Don't pretend that you understand me
# I don't even want you looking at me
# Motherf--ker, GET INSIDE!

# Get inside, get inside (motherf--ker)

[ Chris Fury arrives at the ringside area and slides into the ring under the bottom rope. He pulls off the SNC tee shirt to reveal a black tank top. Fury then spits on the front of the tee shirt, then throws it into the crowd who approve of his actions with cheers, as his music continues to play. ]

# Christ, have you seen this guy? Make ya sick, gonna peel away all the impurities
# Cuz all you wanna do is keep curin' me, but I don't give a f--k I kill everyone
# You'll be mopping up blood and guts and all the s--t when I'm done
# Isn't this fun? Gimme a gun and I'll tell you all the secrets I hide
# BEFORE I RUN!


Jones: Look at the disrespect Fury is showing SNC! The fans love it!

Magnum: Again, their name is Six Nine Crew. It’s practically mandatory for Fury to disrespect them.

[ Pulvy and Fury come nose to nose, their pie eaters running full speed!! Pulvy is obviously upset with the disrespect Fury is showing towards the 69 Crew. Fury breaks into his best Waterboy routine, turns to the crowd, and back around just as fast and nails Pulvy with a stiff slap across the face. The bell sounds…. ]

[ Ding!! Ding!! ]

[ Fury grabs Pulvy…Pulvy into the ropes, Fury goes perpendicular, comes off the ropes, they meet in the center of the ring and Fury nails a running bulldog!! Fury gets back to his feet, Pulvy tries, but he can’t….. ]

Jones: Check it out J.B. It appears that Pulvy is hung up on the mat by one of the spikes on his forehead.

Magnum: HA HA !!! What a moron!!

[ Fury takes heed to the problem and does his best in imitating Pulvy, the crowd eats it up!! Fury straddles Pulvy, and bends down to lift him off the mat, he shows a fake struggle, then tries again, the crowd eats it up!! He finally kicks Pulvy in the side of the head, dislodging the spike and freeing Pulvy from his own trap!! Pulvy springs to his feet and shoves Fury back into the ropes and goes in for a clothesline, back body drop!!! Pulvy lands on the outside of the ring!! ]

Jones: Fury is thinking on his feet here, he sends….. What the hell is he doing now!!

[ Fury runs up the ropes to the top turnbuckle, balances himself, and flies to the outside, nailing Pulvy with a frankensteiner as he comes to his feet!! Both men lay on their backs, motionless!! ]

Jones: High risk move by Fury!!! Both men are out on the backs. The ref applies a ten count…

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[ Pulvy starts to move and makes it to one knee. He shakes the cobwebs from his head and looks at the fallen Fury and then starts babbling incoherently!! He makes it to his feet, drags Fury to his feet and tosses him back inside the ring. Pulvy rolls in, grabs Fury and chops him across the chest several times, backing him into the ropes. Pulvy gives Fury another good stiff chop and hooks him for a suplex… ]

Jones: Pulvy hooks Fury for a suplex, I think we all know what this is…

Magnum: Yea, a retard out on weekend release!!

[ Pulvy hoists Fury up into the air, holds for a few seconds to display his strength, and comes down with a vertical suplex, he hooks again, brings Fury back to his feet, hoists him, and nails another suplex!!! ]

Jones: Pulvy nails the second suplex!! He’s still got Fury tied up. He’s got him back, and nails a neck breaker to finish off the Paranoid Suplex. Pulvy hooks a leg….

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Jones: That close!!! Pulvy was that close to wrapping this match up!!

Magnum: Yea he was!! Fury was never in danger!!

[ Pulvy and Fury spring to their feet, the two men start to throw lefts and rights. Fury blocks a right by Pulvy, quick boot to the gut!! Fury hooks Pulvy, hoists him in the air and nails a hanging brain buster!! Fury hooks a leg… ]

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[ Fury slams his fists into the mat!! He jumps to his feet and gets right in the face of the ref, Pulvy takes advantage, he slides behind Fury and rolls him up into a small package, the ref applies the count… ]

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Jones: Fury kicks out!! Fury kicks out!! Two quick pin attempts, and two kick outs!!

Magnum: The action has picked up here, and this is actually turning out to be an interesting match.

[ Fury and Pulvy pop right back to their feet!! Pulvy goes for a clothesline, Fury ducks, goes behind Pulvy and nails an inverted DDT!! The crowd goes crazy!! ]

Jones: The fans are going crazy!! This is a possible match of the year candidate!!

Magnum: Don’t get ahead of yourself there Borasch!!

[ Fury grabs Pulvy and drags him back to his feet, he whips Pulvy into the ropes, NO!! Pulvy reverses and sends Fury into the ropes, Fury comes off and Pulvy nails a tilt a whirl back breaker!! Pulverizor rakes the eyes of Fury and then attempts to whip him into the corner, but Fury counters and ends up sending Pulverizor hard into the corner. ]

Magnum: Good reversal by Fury. He better capitalize on it.

Jones: Fury charges at Pulvy who is still standing in the corner and nails him with a vicious spear!

[ Pulverizor sinks down to the mat but Fury stands him back up in the corner, then Chris goes out to the apron and climbs the turnbuckle that Pulverizor is stationed at. He grabs Pulvy around his neck then flips off the turnbuckle holding Pulvy’s neck and lands it like a Stunner. ]

Jones: DIAMOND DUST!!! Fury just hit Pulverizor with one of the most devastating moves around!

[ Fury jumps right back up to his feet so he can capitalize on the move, and hops up the turnbuckle he just came off of. ]

Jones: Fury, flipping backwards off that turnbuckle with a big Moonsault on Pulverizor!

Magnum: Chris is destroying him!

[ Fury drags Pulvy back to his feet. Fury nails Pulvy with a jab to the head, then another, followed by a chop to the chest!!! Pulvy backs into and springs off the ropes, he comes out swinging once again, nailing Fury with rights and lefts!! Pulvy is getting the best of Fury, he has him back into the ropes, hesitates for a brief second and Fury nails him with a low blow!! ]

Jones: Come on! That was a blatant low blow by Fury and the ref missed it completely!

Magnum: Fury is lucky he didn’t get caught or he could have been DQ’ed right there. He has to remember this isn’t one of those wild hardcore matches without any rules.

[ Chris grabs Pulvy by the back of his head and throws him down to the mat as hard as possible. He kicks Pulverizor’s body until he turns onto his back. ]

Jones: Pulverizor is hurting bad after that cheap low blow by Chris. And now Fury is going up to the top rope.

Magnum: This should be fun!

Jones: Senton bomb by Fury! What a move! That has to be it for Pulverizor!

[ Fury picks up Pulvy’s almost lifeless body, and then puts him back down on the mat again with a northern lights suplex!! Fury drags Pulvy to his feet, both been look like death warmed over. Fury hooks Pulvy for a DDT, and goes into a cradle DDT and nails it!! ]

Jones: THE UNWILLING DENIAL!!! FURY HIT THE UNWILLING DENIAL ON PULVERIZOR!

Magnum: That’s got to be it!!!

[ Fury goes for the cover. ]

Jones: 1…2…3!!! It’s over!!! We’ve got a new PNW Television Title champion!!!

Magnum: Slow your roll jerky!!

[ Fury is celebrating in the center of the ring!! He drops to his knees and raises both hands into the air!! The ref comes over and Fury jumps to his feet, he hoists his hand up in the air as if he has won the match!! The ref says something to Fury, and this sets him off!! Fury goes crazy and starts stomping away at the fallen Pulvy!!! ]

Jones: Fury has snapped here!! Something has set him off, what could it be!!

Magnum: Well, I’m not totally for sure, but I believe this match just ended in a time limit draw.

Jones: Oh yes, the infamous ten minute time limit!! Fury doesn’t like this at all!!! Pulvy is one lucky man!!

The match is ruled a Time Limit Draw at 10:00 ***

Magnum: You can guarantee that we will see a return match, very soon!!


PNW Hardcore Title Match
Each Competitor Will Choose A Stip

"The Smooth Criminal"
Steve Arezzo
PNW Hardcore Champion

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Malice

Jones: Here it is J.B., the second title match of the night, and I’m guessing things could get a little messy.

Magnum: You are probably right. Steve Arezzo, the current hardcore champ, has his hands full tonight. Sure, he went through one hell of a match against Bo Justice to win the title, but I honestly don’t think there is a man in this federation that is as brutal as Malice.

Jones: Very true indeed. Malice burst onto the scene a month ago and everyone, myself included, believed that he was a flash in the pan. He has very little ring athletics, and relies mainly on pure brawling skills. The hardcore division is a perfect fit for him.

Magnum: Ring athletics? OK! Malice is a throw back to the days when wrestlers would give crowd call outs, the days when before sports entertainment took over. Malice is no Jason Ramsey, but Jason Ramsey is also no Malice, if you catch my drift.

[ The arena lights dim as a hum comes over the P.A. Orion by Metallica blares over the speakers as pyro and laser lights go off at the entrance ramp. ]

[ Malice ambles onto to the entrance ramp to a chorus of boo’s. In one hand he carries a bottle of Jack Daniels. He takes a generous swallow from the bottle as he….. ]

SMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!

[ Arezzo rushes Malice from behind and nails him with a steel chair!! The bottle of Jack flies from Malice’s hand and shatters on the floor some six feet below!! Arezzo continues to swing away with the chair, beating Malice down, first to his knees and then flat on his back!! Steve hooks a leg….. ]

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Jones: Quick pin attempt by Arezzo, nothing doing, Malice kicks out after the one count!!

Magnum: Wait till he finds out about the bottle, and it was fairly new, to say the least, you don’t mess with another man’s woman or his sauce!!

[ Malice lays on his back and stares up at the ceiling for a brief moment before getting to his feet. He blocks a haymaker by Arezzo and whips him into one of the vertical supports under the PNWtron!! The force cause the support to shift off of it’s foundation!!! The tron shifts and the crowd roars with excitement!! ]

Jones: OH MY!!! Malice sent Arezzo into that support with enough force to shift it’s foundation!!

Magnum: Looks like another union job to me!!

Jones: I suppose this means that the match is underway!!

[ Malice takes second to look up at the tron, which has shifted a few inches. He shakes his head and smiles as he bends over to drag Arezzo to his feet. He applies a standing head scissors and sets Arezzo up for pile driver, he wraps the waist, and Arezzo blocks the attempt!! Malice tries again, and Arezzo blocks once more!!! A third time, and Arezzo counters with a big back drop, elevating Malice up and off the entrance ramp!! He falls some six feet and hits the cold concrete floor with a sickening THUD!! ]

Jones: How sick is that!! Arezzo just sent Malice crashing down some six feet to the concrete floor!!

Magnum: Well, this is one of those matches, you know, HARDCORE!!! Anything goes.

Jones: True, true. But, what’s he up to now….

[ Arezzo grabs the steel chair that he started the match with, and ascends to the top of the speaker stack on the stage. He lays the chair at his feet for a brief second, and sizes the big man up. He grabs the chair and leaps off the top and nails Malice across the chest with a double leg drop!! ]

Jones: Arezzo just jumped off the top of that speaker, and nailed Malice with a double leg drop to the chest!! That has to be a height of more than twelve feet!!

Magnum: At least!! I wouldn’t be surprised if this match ended right here!!

[ The ref checks both men, who look to be in bad shape, and only about five minutes into the match. The ref lifts Malice’s arm to check him, it falls, and comes right back up, Malice struggles to get to his knees and makes it. Shards of glass from the shattered bottled are stuck in his back!! Blood soaks through the dollar store tee shirt he wears on his back!! ]

Malice: That glass, in his back, that hurts like hell, and I’m speaking from experience here!!

[ Malice sweeps his hand up his back, trying to clear the glass away, he manages to knock a few shards off, but also manages to drive others deeper into his skin!! He winces in pain!! He finally drags the lifeless Arezzo to his feet, and head butts him across the bridge of the nose, almost instantly breaking the cartilage!! Blood erupts from the nose of Arezzo!! ]

Jones: Malice has Arezzo in a headlock, he nails him with two quick jabs to the face!!! Now where’s he going?

Malice: I think he’s concerned about Arezzo and is taking him to see the EMT’s!!

Jones: I don’t hardly think so!!

[ Malice drags Arezzo underneath the entrance ramp and up the stairs on the backside. They come up just behind the curtains, several members of the PNW staff are gathered around a monitor backstage and are for some reason unaware that Malice and Arezzo are in the vicinity, that is until Malice whips Steve into the table in which the monitor is resting!! Arezzo hits the table, full force!! The monitor flies off into the floor, brochures scatter all over the floor!! One of security guards jumps up in Malice’s face, he threatens Malice with OC Spray (Mace), and is greeted with a big left to the head!! Malice takes the guard’s night stick from him and heads over to Arezzo… ]

Jones: Malice is walking towards Arezzo, night stick in hand, this doesn’t look good for Steve!!

Magnum: Steve hell!! Did you see what he just did to that security guard!! What a riot!!

[ Malice stands over top of Arezzo and gets ready to beat on him with the club, but is caught off guard when Steve plants a boot square between the legs!! Malice doubles over, and Arezzo hops to his feet, he grabs the monitor, raises it over head and nails Malice in the back of the head!!!!! He drops the monitor to the floor and calmly wraps the cord around Malice’s neck!!! ]

Jones: Arezzo has the cord to the monitor wrapped around the neck of Malice, his eyes are bulging out of his head!!! He will be out in no time at all!!

Magnum: That’s the general idea here!!

[ The ref checks Malice, but the big man refuses to give up!! Arezzo applies more pressure to the cord, but some how, Malice manages to rise to his feet, with Arezzo on his back!! Malice manages to get his hands wrapped around the head of Arezzo and tosses him over his back!! ]

Jones: Malice manages to toss Steve off of his back and down onto the cold concrete floor!!

Magnum: Are we sure that the floor is cold? Do we know that?

[ Malice wastes no time as he gets back to his feet, grabs the bloodied Arezzo and whips him into a set of glass doors!! Arezzo hits with such force that the doors spider web!! Malice grabs Arezzo by his should and the waist of his pants, lifts him into the air and tosses him head first through the glass doors!!! ]

Magnum: That’s going to hurt like hell in the morning!!

Jones: J.B., it looks like they've battled their way into the parking lot.

Magnum: This ought to be a real demolition derby.

[ Malice grabs Arezzo and drags him back to his feet once again. Glass is juts in and out of his forehead in several places!! Arezzo is bent over as Malice tries to bring him back to a standing position and is caught off guard when Arezzo nails him with a European uppercut!! Malice stumbles backwards, Arezzo aids him with a spear to the waist!! The two mean come to rest up against a car!! ]

Jones: Steve Arezzo is working over Malice against a tan caddy. Arezzo has a handful of Arezzo’s hair and is slamming his forehead into the hood of the car….1…..2…..3…..4……5!!! Five times!!!.

Magnum: Isn’t that Rockwell’s car!!

Jones: Arezzo throws Malice up onto the hood. And climbs up after him.

Magnum: This could get ugly.

Jones: Arezzo picks Malice up. He is going to powerbomb him into the windshield.

Magnum: No, a quick thumb to the eye by the redneck.

Jones: Malice breaks off the antenna of the car and starts to whip Arezzo ferociously across the face and torso.

Magnum: That antenna is opening up more wounds on Arezzo. Those are going to leave permanent scars.

[ Malice drops the antenna and picks up a tire iron. He attacks, but Arezzo quickly moved out of the way. Malice shatters the drivers side window with the follow through. Malice quickly grabs Arezzo and throws him through the broken window. ]

Magnum: That’s the second time Arezzo has been thrown through glass tonight.

[ Malice grabs Arezzo and drags him out of the car. He sets him up, Irish whip into a near by dumpster, NO!! Arezzo manages to reverse the whip, sending Malice flying into the dumpster head first!! Malice hits and crumples into a heap at the bottom of the dumpster!! Arezzo hooks a leg… ]

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Jones: Close call!! Malice somehow manages to kickout!! You have to wonder how much longer this match can go on before on of these men pass out from lack of blood!!

Magnum: Well, your body will do weird things when pumped up on adrenalin, it will run on fumes, so to speak!!

[ Arezzo grabs Malice by his greasy hair and drags him back to his feet. Malice is doubled over, as if in pain, Arezzo stands him up and catches a shot of the mace straight to the eyes!! Steve screams in pain, sweeping at his eyes with his hands, trying to clear the foreign solution!! ]

Jones: Arezzo gets a quick shot of Mace to the eyes, and from what I understand, that really hurts.

Magnum: Never been hit, but Johnny Knoxville threw a fit from it on Jackass, I will take his word for it!!

[ Malice commandeers a nearby shopping cart, he wheels it over next to Arezzo, hits him one more time with the Mace and tosses him into the cart!! He spins it around a few times, aims it in the direction of the loading docks, and sends him flying!! The cart hits the side of a trailer, tilts forward and sends Arezzo crashing into the side of it, he hits and falls down below the trailer!! ]

Magnum: Speaking of Jackass!!

Jones: Just another bump, one of many that Arezzo has received tonight!!

[ Malice staggers over to the trailer, walks down beside it and grabs Arezzo. The two men come staggering up from the angled loading ramp, Malice dragging Arezzo behind him!! They make it the top of the loading ramp. Malice finds a garbage can full of old fluorescent lights… ]

Jones: That doesn’t look good for Arezzo…

Magnum: No, it doesn’t, but the hardcore junkies at home will eat it up, the ratings will go up, and I’ll get that front office job I deserve!!

Arezzo: I don’t hardly think so!!

[ Malice draws back with one of the lights, and slams it down onto the head of Arezzo, who manages to get his hands up to block some of the bulb!! Malice turns around to grab another, allowing Arezzo to recover. Malice comes back around, swings, Arezzo ducks the swing, gains his balance and nails the light bulb with a super kick!!! ]

Jones: Nice counter by Arezzo!! That plan just backfired in Malice’s face, literally speaking!!

[ Arezzo grabs Malice and the two beaten and battered men enter the building once again. The struggle down a hallway, throwing punches and kicks, smearing the freshly painted walls with blood, sweat, and glass!! The finally converge onto the concessions area, which is packed!! The crowd goes nuts!! ]

Jones: Both men are swinging away, blow for blow!! Malice grabs Arezzo, Irish whip, NO!! Arezzo reverses, and whips Malice into and over the top of the Pizza Hut Express counter!! The fans are fleeing!!

[ Arezzo hops over the counter, grabs a slice of pizza, takes a bite, chews it up, and spits it all over Malice!! Malice struggles to his knees, Arezzo gets his hands on a pitcher of beer….. ]

SMMMMAAAASSSSHHHH!!

[ Arezzo shatters the pitcher up against the side of Malice’s head!! ]

Jones: That two party fouls!!

[ Arezzo drags Malice out the employee’s entrance and up another hallway. Malice regains himself, and stops Arezzo. The two men start throwing punches again, and Malice counters, and drives Arezzo through an office door in the hallway!! Jake Rockwell and Sandy Barr scatter as Malice and Arezzo come crashing through the door!! ]

Jones: It looks like these two have managed to find their way into Mr. Barr’s office, this can’t be good!!

[ Malice grabs Arezzo and whips into a nearby bookcase!! Arezzo hits hard!! Books fly off the shelf!! Malice charges, Arezzo moves at the last second, crashing face first into the bookcase!! Arezzo grabs the phone off of Barr’s desk, and answers it, obviously it’s for Malice as he cracks the receiver off of his head!! Malice slumps down on his knees!! Arezzo goes for the cover…. ]

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[ The ref doesn’t make it to two as Jake Rockwell grabs the two men and slings them out into the hall!! Arezzo takes a swing at Rockwell and is rewarded with a Rockwell Slam!!! ]

Jones: Well, guess that will teach those two guys a lesson!!

Magnum: Yea, you don’t f-k with the men who sign your checks!!

[ Malice starts staggering down the hall, and enters another room. Arezzo follows close behind… ]

Jones: Malice and Arezzo have entered a locker room area. It doesn't look familiar to me though.

Magnum: It looks familiar to me. Get ready for a show.

Jones: What do you mean by that.

Magnum: It is the PNW dancing girls locker room

[ Malice and Arezzo battle their way into the locker room. A lot of screams are heard as the PNW dancing girls struggle to get out of the way. Malice slams a chair into the head Arezzo sending him reeling into shower area. Naked women flee everywhere. ]

Jones: I don't get it. Why are all these woman showering right at his moment?

Magnum: What else are a bunch of really hot chicks going to be doing during the middle of a wrestling show?

Jones: I think we are going to lose our family viewing status from this one!

[ Malice is working Arezzo over now. A woman wrapped in a towel is screaming at Malice to get out of the women's locker room. Malice just smiles and rips the towel from around her. She runs off camera. Malice uses the towel to start choking Arezzo out. Arezzo throws his weight backwards though and Malice's head slams into a shower head. Security has filled the room. They are ushering the two battered opponents out of the women's locker room. ]

Jones: Back out into the hallway we go, and just in the nick of time!!

Magnum: In the nick of time? Do you play for the pink team or something!!

Jones: Pink team?

[ The two men somehow manage to find their way back to the entrance ramp. The brawl all the way down to ringside!! Malice gains the upper hand and nails Arezzo with a boot to the midsection!! Arezzo falls to his knees in pure pain and agony!! Malice digs under the ring and finds what he is looking for, an old crooked walking cane, wrapped in razor wire and lined with screws, nails and anything else you can imagine with a point on it!! ]

Jones: Oh no!!! This doesn’t look good!!

Magnum: And the rest of the match has!!

[ Arezzo stands up straight, only to be nailed right between the eyes with the cane!! He stumbles backwards, and nails his head on the ring post!! Malice grabs the ring bell from the time keeper’s table and nails Arezzo over the head with it!!! He places the bell on the ground, hoists Arezzo up into a fireman’s carry and nails the hangover!!! Malice hooks a leg…. ]

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Malice wins via Pinfall at 32:34 to become the new PNW Hardcore Champion ****


PNW Heavyweight Title Match

XTC
PNW Heavyweight Champion

V
S

"The Superstar"
Jason Ramsey

Jones: Here's the one we've all waited for. The Superstar Jason Ramsey takes on XTC for the PNW Heavyweight Championship right here in Ramsey's hometown. I hear you can almost see his house from here!

Magnum: Yeah, from what I hear he won't tell you where it is exactly.

Jones: And I'm sure you know where it is, right Magnum?

Magnum: I've been there...

Jones: No you haven't... you're an idiot...

[The majestic chords of Gimme the Prize by Queen erupt from the sound system and Ramsey appears at the head of the aisle. The crowd explodes as the pyro detonates like a cannon. The Superstar Jason Ramsey appears at the head of the aisle and security suddenly find themselves almost overwhelmef.]

Jones: GOOD GOD! The crowd here in Sun Valley have lost their minds! This is unbelievable!

Magnum: I almost couldn't hear the pyro go off!

"HERE I AM! I AM THE MASTER OF YOUR DESTINY! "

"I AM THE ONE, THE ONLY ONE, I AM THE GOD OF KINGDOM COME, GIMME THE PRIZE!"

Jones: Well, no doubt about it, The Superstar definitely has the home team advantage here in his own backyard.

Magnum: Well, duh! Come on Jones, focus!

"GIVE ME YOUR KINGS! LET ME SQUEEZE THEM IN MY HAND! YOUR PUNY PRINCES, YOUR SO CALLED LEADERS OF YOUR LAND!"

"I AM THE ONE, THE ONLY ONE, I AM THE GOD OF KINGDOM COME, GIMME THE PRIZE!"

Magnum: Come on Ramsey, get in the ring or you're gonna start a riot!

Jones: The legendary Superstar Jason Ramsey is here and he means business. We are in for a treat tonight. What a match this is going to be.

Magnum: Judging from the look on Ramsey's face, XTC's in a lot of trouble!

[ He works his way to the ring as attendants push the crowd back from the barricades. He climbs into the ring and begins to stretch out even as he removes his ring jacket. He acknowledges the fans briefly and continues to roll his neck and stretch his legs and arms in his corner.]

[ The lights come to a sudden drop; darkness infiltrates the arena as the crowd comes to a hush. The opening chords to Sing for the Moment by Eminem echoes through out the arena, as the white piercing strobe lights glimmer as that throbbing beat casts over the crowd.]

# These ideas are nightmares for white parents

[Huge pop.]

# Whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings
# Like whatever they say has no bearing
# It’s so scary in a house that allows no swearing
# To see him walking around with his headphones blaring
# Alone in his own zone, cold and he don’t care

[ As the chilling chant resounds in the arena, the fans jump to their feet, anticipating the defending PNW Heavyweight champion.]

# He's a problem child, what bothers him all comes out
# When he talks about his [bleep]in’ dad walkin out
# Cus he hates him so bad that he blocks him out
# But if he ever saw him again, he'd prolly knock him out
# His thoughts are whacked, he's mad so he's talkin' back
# Talkin black, brainwashed from rock and rap
# He sags his pants, 2 rags and a stocking cap

[Clips of XTC thrashing guys like Blade, Ultimate Package, and even a clip of Black eliminating Ramsey.]

# His stepfather hit him so he socked him back
# And broke his nose, this house is a broken home

[Setting the curtains aside, to a chorus of cheers is XTC. Standing at the beginning of the entrance, he slowly looks to his left, then his right. An embittered smile curls from his lips, as that PNW heavyweight champion is strapped tightly around his firm waist.]

# There's no control, he just lets his emotions go

# Come on...

# Sing with me, sing for the year
# Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
# Sing with me, just for today
# Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away

[His unkempt hair sags to his ample shoulders; his well-defined chest glistening from the piercing lights.]

# Entertainment is danger, intertwine it with gangsters
# In the land of the killers, a sinner's mind is a sanctum
# Only you're unholy, only have one homey
# Only this gun, lonely, cuz don't anyone know me

[An overhead shot of XTC as he marches down toward the ring with those heavy pompous strides.]

# But everybody just feels like they can relate
# I guess words are a mother[bleeper]er, they can be great
# Or they can be great, or even worse, they can teach hate
# Its like kids hang on every single statement we make
# Like they worship us, plus all the stores ship us platinum
# Now how the fuck did this metamorphosis happen?
# From standin' on corners and porches just rappin'
# To havin' a fortune, no more kissin' ass
# But then these critics crucify you, journalists try to burn you
# Fans turn on you, attorney's all gonna turn it to
# To get their hands on every dime you have

[We get a still shot of his rocky face as he stares in the ring before climbing in.]

# They want you to lose your mind every time you mad
# So they can try to make you out to look like a loose canon
# You need to spew, don’t hesitate to produce air guns
# That’s why these prosecutors wanna convict me

[He stands in the core of the ring, and with a sneer, he lifts his arms up unexpectedly, as dazzling white pyro blaze from each corner of the ring. The lights power back on, as XTC is showered with cheers as he stands in the center of the PNW ring, glimmering title and all.]

[The bell sounds.]

Jones: Here we go, this is sure to be a great match, XTC and Jason Ramsey are two of the top competitors in the PNW.

[They tie-up, and Jason small packages XTC.]

Magnum: Whoa, pinning combination right at the bell, 1... XTC easily kicks out, but Ramsey did what he set to do and caught him off guard.

[XTC rolls to his feet as Ramsey crashes into him with a lariat, sending the Heavyweight Champion to the mat. Ramsey pulls XTC to his feet, hits him with a sharp knee to the midsection, then brings a forearm down onto the back of his head, sending XTC to the mat.]

Jones: Ramsey with a few well-timed stomps to the back of XTC's head, and he kicks him onto his feet, quick elbow, arm across the ring, 1... kickout.

[XTC swings at Ramsey, but the Superstar dodges it and pulls XTC to his feet, grabs his wrist and pulls him into a short-arm clothesline. Ramsey then lifts XTC to his feet, jabs him in the stomach, hooks him around the head and tights, and throws him onto the mat with a snap suplex.]

Magnum: Ramsey rolls through with that manuever, 1.... another quick kickout from Ramsey, but Dane Black hasn't gotten a single offensive move in the entire match.

[Ramsey pulls XTC to his feet and whips him off the ropes. Ramsey goes for a hiptoss, but XTC blocks it, takes Ramsey by the back of the head, and slams him into the mat with a face slam.]

Jones: XTC mounting an offense now, and he pulls Ramsey to his feet, whips him off the ropes... big backdrop for the PNW Heavyweight Champion and Ramsey hits the mat.

[XTC swivels around and waits for Ramsey to get to his feet. When Ramsey gets into a standing position XTC ducks down, hooks him around the legs, lifts him into the air, and slams him onto the mat.]

Magnum: Basic takedown from XTC, and he mounts a knee, a few mounted punches to the face of Ramsey, and he pulls Ramsey back to his feet, scoop slam!

[Ramsey hits the mat, and XTC measures him up and comes across his chest with a quick rolling knee.]

Jones: XTC with a nice rolling knee, Ramsey a little out of breath, and XTC to the mat and puts Ramsey in a headscissors.

Magnum: XTC cranking those legs around Ramsey's head with a basic submission hold, Ramsey flailing his arms around a little, and he mounts an elbow and does a sharp flip onto his stomach, breaking the hold.

[Both men come to their feet, and XTC swings at Ramsey with a clothesline.]

Jones: Clothesline from XTC, but Ramsey ducks behind him, hooks him around the waist, aaand...

*THUD*

Jones: OH! Release German Suplex!

[XTC hits the mat hard, and Ramsey doesn't even bother following up with a pin, he instead hits XTC with a few sharp stomps to the midsection, then pulls XTC to his feet.]

Magnum: Dane Black a little groggy...

[Ramsey breaks XTC down to his back with a lightning quick double leg take down and XTC, sensing a pin attempt rolls to his side. Ramsey floats with him and grapevines his top leg to stop XTC from rolling.]

Jones: How many times have we seen this. Ramsey loves to take his opponents to the mat, he has no equal there to be sure!

Magnum: Yeah, the champ is in for some real pain now! Ramsey is surgeon on the mat.

[Ramsey places his left arm between XTC's top arm and his back and slides it outward, hyper extending the champions shoulder. He reaches through with the other arm and locks it all together with a reverse ¾ nelson. XTC's whole face begins to turn red and he is obviously in a lot of pain. Ramsey torques XTC's entire upper body while keeping his legs stationary.]

Magnum: Is XTC turning BLUE? Good lord he's getting his ass KILLED in there!

Jones: Ramsey may get an early submission here. XTC has nowhere to go and Ramsey is really applying the pressure!

[XTC has no real escape, so just grits his teeth and rides out the hold. Ramsey keeps it applied and puts as much pressure on as he can.]

Magnum: XTC can't get out, but it may still be far too early for a submission. Ramsey has to know that.

Jones: XTC starts wriggling around and making it tough on Ramsey, the Superstar trying to get as much out of this hold as he can before he has to let it go.

[Finally, Ramsey breaks the hold. He pulls XTC to his feet and pushes him backfirst into the corner, then hits him with a sharp knee to the stomach and hits him with a few sharp knife edge chops across the chest.]

Magnum: A series of knife edge chops from Ramsey, he takes XTC by the arm and whips him across the ring into the other corner.

[XTC collides with the corner, and Ramsey runs up behind him, but Black lifts himself onto the turnbuckle and jumps back, landing behind Ramsey.]

Jones: Black with a good reversal, and he shoves Ramsey facefirst into the turnbuckle.

[Ramsey stumbles back, and XTC ducks down, then lifts Ramsey up onto his shoulders. He takes a few steps backwards, then hooks Ramsey around the legs and drops back onto the mat.]

Magnum: Electric chair suplex!

[XTC swivels and pulls to his feet, then takes Ramsey around the legs and torques him over onto his stomach. XTC cranks back with the hold, putting Ramsey into a Boston Crab.]

Jones: Dane Black's turn to work a submission hold, and Ramsey around in the middle of the ring, he's going to have to muscle his way out of this one.

Magnum: Dane sitting down low on his opponent's back, and Ramsey trying to elbow and claw his way to the ropes.

[After making a few feet's worth of progress, Black stands up partially then throws his legs in the air, sitting down right on the small of Ramsey's back and taking him onto his stomach.]

Jones: XTC really trying to keep this hold on, and that's a good way to start. Ramsey sprawled out flat on the canvas and XTC is back to his feet, cranking back.

[Ramsey tries to push his way back up into an elevated position, but he can't. He takes a deep breath, then swivels around and starts rolling from side-to-side, back and forth, and taking XTC off balance. After a moment he hits a huge flip onto his back, then kicks XTC away.]

Magnum: Ramsey finally powers out of that hold, but the damage is done. XTC takes him by the legs, and... atomic headbutt!

[Ramsey groans in pain, and XTC pulls his opponent to his feet.]

Jones: Black goes down low, and hits a scoop slam on Ramsey. XTC off the ropes, arm in the air, driving elbow...

*OOOOOH*

Magnum: Ramsey suddenly extends his leg and catches XTC with a boot to the throat!

[Ramsey pulls to his feet, and while XTC is still out of breath hits him with a sharp lariat to the neck. XTC is pushed back against the ropes, and Ramsey goes down, lifts his legs up, and dumps him out of the ring.]

Jones: Black goes to the outside, Ramsey steps onto the ring apron, XTC pulling to his feet...

Magnum: Big double axehandle smash from Ramsey!

[XTC crumbles onto the mat, and Ramsey pulls XTC back to his feet, lifts him up, and powerslams him onto the mat. XTC slowly comes to his feet, and Ramsey hits him with a big right hand.]

Jones: Uncharacteristic of Ramsey to start brawling unless he has to, but then again, maybe that's the point. XTC was probably preparing for backslides and hammerlocks, not brawling on the outside.

[After taking a few punches, XTC blocks one of Ramsey and hits him with a kick to the stomach, but his DDT attempt is blocked with a backdrop.]

Magnum: Ramsey pulls XTC to his feet and rolls him back into the ring, then climbs onto the second turnbuckle.

[XTC comes to his hands and knees, and Ramsey hits him with a second double axehandle smash.]

Jones: XTC hits the mat hard again, and Ramsey pulls him to his feet, knees him in the stomach, and applies a standing headscissors.

[Ramsey reaches down and pulls both of Black's arms up, underhooks them, then jumps into the air.]

Magnum: Nice Pedigree from Ramsey, and he rolls Black over onto his back, hooks the leg, 1.....2..... Black shows nice ring prescence by throwing his foot under the ropes.

[Ramsey pulls XTC to his feet, whips him off the ropes, then hits him with a vicious elbow to the face.]

Jones: XTC staggering backwards, and Ramsey goes behind him, hammerlock!

[Ramsey keeps XTC in the hammerlock and lifts his arm sharply, causing XTC to dance in pain a little. Ramsey then hooks XTC around the waist with his free arm and tosses him to the mat with a suplex.]

Magnum: Nice belly-to-back suplex with a hammerlock, and XTC is hurting now.

Jones: Ramsey has dominated the champion for several minutes now. The Superstar refuses to let him off the mat!

Magnum: XTC might as well throw it in now! If Ramsey doesn't let him up, it's over. The Champion is helpless as Sandy Barr with a tequila hangover!

[Ramsey partially releases XTC and the Champion starts to rise to his knees. Ramsey rises quickly and grapevines a leg before rolling over the top taking XTC over with him. He grabs the reverse three quarters nelson again and locks the Champion in his patented Oklahoma Cross Body ride. He rolls XTC to his back...]

Jones: 1.....2..... KICK OUT BY XTC! Ramsey almost had him!

Magnum: He does have him, trust me!

[Ramsey rolls him to his side and stretches him mercilessly before rolling back to his back.]

Jones: 1.....2.....3-KICK OUT AGAIN BY XTC! That was by MILLIMETERS!

[Ramsey hits the mat with his first, then takes XTC by the head and starts pulling him to his feet.]

Magnum: Ramsey on the offensive, and... WHOA! XTC with a fireman's carry takedown out of nowhere, and Ramsey hits the mat rolling.

Jones: Ramsey rolls up to his feet, but Dane Black is waiting... sharp lariat! Ramsey hits the mat, and XTC pulls him back up, whips him off the ropes... huge backdrop!

[XTC spins around, sees Ramsey on the mat, and hits a jumping kneedrop.]

Magnum: OH! Ramsey hurting, and XTC takes Ramsey by the head, pulls it back, and applies a Dragon Sleeper!

[Ramsey instinctively throws his legs up to hit XTC, but the PNW Heavyweight Champion counters by wrapping his legs around the Superstar's midsection and muscling him to the mat.]

Jones: XTC on the offense, but he's off balance from all those attacks from Ramsey and is now trying to wear him down with a submission and give himself a little breathing room at the same time.

[XTC grits his teeth and cranks back with the hold again, and Ramsey tries to roll out of the hold but is unable to escape. Ramsey flails his free hand around and manages to grab the ropes, forcing XTC to break the hold.]

Magnum: XTC breaks the Dragon Sleeper, but pulls Ramsey to his feet and pushes him into the corner.

[XTC hits Ramsey with a sharp knee to the stomach, then lifts him onto the top turnbuckle and climbs up alongside him.]

Jones: Both men on the top turnbuckle, and XTC hooks Ramsey around the head, takes him by the waist...

[Both men fly into the air.]

*THUD*

Magnum: BAM! Superplex! XTC rolls right back into a pinning combinatino, 1.....2.....3-no, Ramsey able to roll the shoulder up just in time. Both men to their feet.

[XTC whips Ramsey down into a headlock. He hits Ramsey with a few big fists to the head, then muscles him down to the mat. XTC then kicks Ramsey over onto his stomach, and climbs onto the top turnbuckle.]

Jones: Ramsey starts rolling to his feet, and XTC thinks better of himself and jumps down to the canvas. He comes up behind Ramsey, and tosses him to the mat with a Russian legsweep!

[XTC lays in a few quick stomps to Ramsey before pulling him to his feet and hooking him under the chin with one arm. XTC showboats a little before snapping down to the mat and hitting Ramsey with a jawbreaker.]

Magnum: Nice move from XTC, he's back to his feet, he lifts Ramsey... Samoan drop!

[XTC kicks his legs to propel himself backward and on top of Ramsey.]

Jones: Nice floatover from XTC, and he hooks Ramsey's leg, 1.....2.... Ramsey kicks out. XTC pulls Ramsey to his feet, and whips him off the ropes... bam! He takes Ramsey to the mat with a drop toehold.

[XTC brings Ramsey to his feet, knees him in the midsection, then flips him to the mat with a snap suplex.]

Jones: XTC pulls Ramsey to his feet, stands back-to-back with him, reaches back and drops Ramsey to the mat with a neckbreaker.

[XTC pulls Ramsey to his feet again, kicks him in the stomach, and applies a standing headscissors. He muscles Ramsey into the air, then drops him down with a piledriver.]

Jones: Oh! Nice move from XTC. He immediatly goes down and hooks the leg, 1.....2... kickout from Ramsey.

[XTC leaves Ramsey on the mat, and climbs up onto the turnbuckle. He holds both arms in the air, then leaps off the corner.]

Magnum: XTC brings his arms down, extends... FROG SPLASH! Oooh! Did you see the airtime on that one?

Jones: Impressive move, and will it be enough for the pin? 1.....2.....3-no! XTC almost retains, but Ramsey gets the kickout.

[XTC pulls Ramsey to his feet, but the Superstar hits the Heavyweight Champion with a stiff European uppercut.]

Jones: Looks like Ramsey is getting some energy back.

[ Ramsey backs XTC into the ropes and blasts him with a huge chop. XTC's chest immediately begins to turn red. Ramsey whips him to the ropes and drops the rebounding Champion with a huge rolling elbow.]

Magnum: ...and the front row all got an official XTC tooth to take home! What a shot!

Jones: Ramsey is just so stiff. No one hits any harder than The Superstar!

[Ramsey pulls a wobbly XTC to his feet, hooks him...]

Jones: EXPLODER SUPLEX! Wait, Ramsey is pulling him up again...

Magnum: Gut wrench suplex! And, he's pulling him up again!

Jones: He grabs the arm and head... OH MY GOD! GARGOYLE SUPLEX!

Magnum: XTC had time for an in-flight movie before he came down! What a move! Ramsey makes the cover, 1....2..... oh, XTC able to kick out.

Jones: Both men back to their feet.

[Ramsey backs XTC into the corner and blasts him with three more chops. He pulls him out of the corner...]

Jones: Ramsey hooks the champ for a powerbomb...

Magnum: They're too close to the... he's not gonna... OH MY GOD HE IS!

Jones: POWERBOMB INTO THE CORNER BY RAMSEY! Did you see that impact? XTC could have a concussion...

Magnum: Or a broken neck! Wait, The Superstar isn't done yet. He pulls XTC to his feet. He's climbing the ropes next to the Champion...

Jones: SPRING BOARD DROPKICK RIGHT INTO XTC'S FACE!

Magnum: Yeah, Ramsey calls that the StarBreaker, I call it hours of reconstructive surgery! XTC is gonna come out of this one UGLY!

[Ramsey drops down and makes a pin attempt on XTC.]

Jones: 1.....2.... kickout from XTC!

[Ramsey starts pulling XTC to his feet, but Dane Black hits him with a sharp elbow to the stomach.]

Magnum: Ramsey loses his breath, lucky move from XTC giving him a second to rest, and he takes Ramsey around the head, and runs him across the ring and into the mat with a bulldog!

[XTC pulls Ramsey back to his feet, and whips him off the ropes. Ramsey stops short of XTC, but the Champion simply hits him with a sharp standing sidekick.]

Jones: Ramsey staggers back, and XTC over, knee to the stomach, he hooks him for a DDT...

Magnum: OH! Ramsey with a Northern Lights Suplex to counter, and XTC lands right on his head!

Jones: Ramsey has really concentrated on XTC's neck and head the last few minutes.

Magnum: You'll see why here in a minute. He's DISSECTING XTC here.

[Ramsey grabs a rear waistlock and nail XTC with a release German suplex that drop the champion on his neck. Ramsey rolls him over to his stomach, backs into the ropes, measures him, and drops a picture perfect elbow drop to back of the champ's neck. XTC grabs his neck and roars in pain.]

Jones: XTC can't have much left here. Ramsey is taking him apart!

Magnum: You oughta try being in there with him...

[Ramsey pulls the now almost helpless XTC up, set's him, and drops him with a vicious back drop driver.]

Magnum: That's it, it's gotta be!!! Ramsey couldn't have done more damage with a car! He dropped XTC right on his head AGAIN! This one should be over!

[Ramsey drops down and makes another pin attempt.]

Magnum: 1.....2....3-KICKOUT! I don't believe it!

Jones: We have got ONE tenacious champion!

[Ramsey pulls XTC to his feet, and applies a standing headscissors. Out of nowhere, XTC flips him onto the mat with a backdrop.]

Magnum: XTC spins around and falls backwards into the turnbuckle as Ramsey pulls to his feet.

Jones: I don't know WHERE Dane is getting this energy from, J.B.

[Ramsey comes to his feet and charges into the corner towards XTC, who leans back and catches Ramsey with a boot to the face.]

Jones: XTC has enough energy to defend himself, but I don't know if he's got the wind to get back on the offense.

[Ramsey rubs his chin, then heads over and pulls XTC out of the corner. He whips him off the ropes, but XTC hooks the top rope with both arms to prevent himself from going back across the ring.]

Magnum: XTC trying to stay out of harm's way now, and Ramsey runs over, XTC pulls the ropes down...

Jones: Ramsey stops just in time to avoid being dumped out of the ring, but...

[The Superstar is caught off-balance, and XTC sees his opening.]

Magnum: Dane Black with a swift kick to the stomach of Ramsey, before he scoops him up and snaps him over his shoulder with a snap suplex.

Jones: XTC now circles the downed body of Jason Ramsey, before laying the law down with a few big boots to the sweaty face of Ramsey.

Magnum: Ramsey is brought up to his feet by the hair, and Black whips him viciously off the ropes...

Jones: Ramsey slams into Dane with a GIGANTIC boot! Dane collapses, squinting, attempting to shake the cobwebs loose from that one!

[The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Ramsey starts to strut across the ring a little.]

Jones: Ramsey showboating, that might not be wise...

Magnum: Dane, sluggishly climbs to his feet, and Ramsey carelessly lifts Dane above his shoulders with a gorilla press slam, before chucking him on the mat!

Jones: Holy crap! Dane could’ve fallen through the ring from that impact.

[The Superstar bounces off the ropes and hits XTC with a legdrop.]

Jones: Dane Black is in some serious trouble here…

Magnum: Ramsey falls on top of the chest of XTC with brute force, covering the defending champion... 1.....2....-KICKOUT!

Magnum: Whoa, I thought we had a new champion there!

Jones: Yeah, tell me about it, that was close.

[Ramsey, looking a bit frustrated drops an elbow on Dane’s chest.]

Jones: And another one... and another...

Magnum: Look out, Dane just crawled out of the way from that elevated elbow drop!

Jones: Ramsey lies on the canvas, nursing his throbbing elbow, as Dane Black rests a few inches away, also trying to regroup from the previous punishment.

Magnum: And Dane jumps up to his feet, catching his balance. Ramsey also crawls up to his feet, as Ramsey throw a right at XTC who quickly ducks it, and counters with a huge uppercut!

[Ramsey stumbles back as XTC aggressively closes on Ramsey, and delivers a right elbow smash and Ramsey falls off his feet now.]

Magnum: Dane, quickly scampers over to the near turnbuckle, hops on top of it, and squatting he measures up Ramsey before soaring through the air with a frogsplash!

Jones: Damn! Dane lands on him with huge force, and both men look dead out there!

Magnum: Dane struggles to put a single arm over Ramsey for the cover, 1.....2.....3-NO! I’ll be damned, Ramsey squeaks his shoulder up!

[Both men pull to their feet.]

Jones: Dane Black, furious now, stumbles up to his feet to the turnbuckle, awaiting Ramsey to get back up!

*THUMP*

*THUMP*

*THUMP*

Magnum: The PNW champion is stomping his foot, signaling the “Vultures Eye” is on it’s way!

Jones: Ramsey, climbs to his feet, back still turned to Dane... the crowd on it's feet...

Magnum: Ramsey turns around and Dane springs with the superkick, but Ramsey ducks it! Dane pushes Ramsey into the ropes and Ramsey comes off and Dane goes for another superkick and connects!!!!

[ XTC hooks the leg...1....2....3!!! ]

XTC wins via Pinfall at 39:45 to retain the PNW Heavyweight Title *****


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